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Guest writer this week: Starshine’s son
I asked my 14-year-old son to write my column this week because he was “bored” and couldn’t think of anything to do with his summer besides parking himself in front of back-to-back episodes of “Ancient Aliens” on The History Channel.Yes, it’s really him, and not me pretending to be him. Kid has a sarcastic side; not sure where he gets it.— Starshine Roshell Hi. Judging by my one-word lead, you probably know that this is not Starshine. My name is Stone, and I am Ms. Roshell’s oldest son.This column will not, for a change, make fun of Christians, vegans or any other thing my mom is not. If that’s what you’re into, you’d best stop reading now, and check back next time, when my mom will probably write a column that straddles the line between raunchy humor and uncomfortableness, as usual.This column, however, will discuss a few things my mom doesn’t talk about .You may be wondering, “Why is Starshine making her son do her work for her?” Well, I’m not sure either, but the reason I accepted her offer was because she told me the only way I could get a glimpse at a TV before 8 p.m. was to bang out a column for her. And of course, desperate times call for desperate measures.Why do parents feel so strongly about TV-watching anyway?Whenever I ask my parents about why “screen time” is so bad, they say “because it rots your brain,” and they laugh and walk away. If teenagers want to sit on their butts and do nothing all day, don’t stop ’em!What we do every day during the school year is equivalent to an adult work day, except worse. Adults get to eat lunch wherever they want, check Facebook when the boss isn’t looking,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]Michael Kors Handbags Outlet[/url], and chat with friends all the while.While we receive minor versions of these luxuries (thanks to bros who’ll buy you lunch off-campus, smartphones hidden under your desk, and the invention of whispering, respectively),[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]Michael Kors Outlet[/url], we don’t get paid for it. Plus, after it’s over, we have to go home and continue working on homework.So when we finally get to summer, and we wake up that first morning and have an agenda of absolutely nothing for the day, LET US DO IT.In my opinion, summer should be one extended apology from the parents to the teenagers for all the crap they put their kids through during the rest of the year (room-cleaning,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]michael kors canada[/url], studying,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]Michael Kors Handbags Outlet[/url], “family time,” etc.) They should be offering us rides downtown, encouraging us to play video games, and buying us actual Oreos — not the Trader Joe’s kind.However, my parents allowed me only two weeks of zoning out on the couch. I feel robbed of my nothingness,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]Michael Kors Outlet[/url], in a sense. I should get an even bigger apology, because my mom is absolutely crazy (wow, I hope she doesn’t edit this).Besides the fact that she has twice forced us to clap for her when she parallel parks in a tight spot, she thinks that biking is a perfect alternative to riding in a car, and that driving her son from point A to point B is spoiling him.Whenever I take longer than 12 hours to do my laundry, it suddenly becomes public property,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]Michael Kors Handbags[/url], and I wake up to find my dripping wet clothes in a heap on the floor outside the washing machine. If I’m not careful about guarding my “nothing,” I’ll probably end up just biking around the world and doing laundry for the rest of my teen years.So there’s your column,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]michael kors canada[/url], Mom. See what you get for asking me to do your work for you? Now the world can hear my logical, well-thought-out views on teenagers and their free time. And look, I even got a few hours of screen time out of it!Stone Roshell is a high school sophomore and the drummer in a killer rock band. Starshine Roshell is the mother of two in Santa Barbara,[url=http://www.michael-korshandbags-outlet.net]Michael Kors Handbags[/url], Calif. Her column runs every other Monday in Extra.
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